Jamaican me crazy.

Are you in the need of
PSYCHIC and SPIRITUAL HELP?

THE
GRADUATE SCHOOL
of
M E T A P H Y S I C A L
SEWER AND DRAIN SERVICE
Presents
LOWERING YOUR KUNDALINI ENERGY
(An Endarkment Workshop)
Featuring FRED MERTZ-BODHISSATVA

EXPERIENCE AN INSTANT LOWERING OF YOUR KUNDALINI!
In this workshop we will share each other's Voids, Abysses and Emptinesses.
INSINCERITY: SHARPEN YOU POWERS OF DECEPTION AND PERFECT
YOUR ABILITY TO APPEAR TO BE LISTENING WHEN YOU'RE ACTUALLY
NOT!

FOR ONE-HALF HOUR EACH DAY WE WILL FEEL SORRY FOR OURSELVES,
AND FOR ANOTHER WE WILL COMPLAIN SEPARATELY AND IN GROUPS!
LEARN TO CLOSE YOUR THIRD EYE!

THE RIGID BLOCK EXERCISE- Maximizing tension and inducing it in others.

FRAGMENTATION THERAPY: LETTING GO OF OUR OBSESSIONS WITH
"WHOLENESS*

LEARN HOW TO GET OFF CENTER AND STAY THERE!

Each day of the workshop we will experience "skeleton out of the closet hour" and
"welcome to my nightmare" in which you will discover specific techniques for
frightening friends and relatives.

HOW TO INVADE ANOTHER'S SPACE!!

For one hour daily we will collectively "bark" the word TRUTH in order to come to a
realization of its relative nature.

TEXT: I'm OK, You're NOT!

Fred Mertz-Bodhisattva experienced the lowering of his Kundalini during the Nixon
administration and has since served as Tentrick Consultant to the Boy Scouts of
America.